❤️ 1-2-3-WEE by Little Hunterman / News

On Documenting Doggie Chores, Scientific Doggie Experiments, and Embracing my Doggie Heritage

read on hunterlassal.substack.com | September 16, 2024

Happy Monday Wee-time!

To all our human friends and dog comrades on this big and awesome Earth-ball, we wish you a good start to this new week-time and fantastically amazing days full of happy thoughts.❤️

Thingies happened last week that prevented my Lassal-human from drawing. So I’m sharing some doggie news, instead.

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1. Documenting Doggie Chores

It can be totally frustrating to live with sloppy humans.

This morning, AGAIN, just when I thought I was all ready to go outside, I found that my Lassal-human had “undone” my carefully made bed.

So I had to go back and “do” it all over.

I’m NOT asleep!
I’m just guarding my work and making sure it stays this way.

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2. Scientific Doggie Experiments

Sliding off an inclined plane while dozing off.
Question: Will I be asleep before reaching the floor?
Or not?
Totally suspenseful, right?
Potentially earth-shattering. Or at least floor-shattering.

Unfortunately, even after having tried it around twelve times, yesterday, I never seem to remember how the experiment ends.
Will have to do it over once more, today.

I guess that’s part of the joys and sorrows of being a serious doggie scientist.

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3. Life Style News: On Embracing my Doggie Heritage

Out and about in full English doggie style: lying on my comfy sheep skin with my Tony-human’s hat in place, and an useless umbrella thingy next to me. Hoping for haggis in my dinner-bowl.

Then, tomorrow morning, I’ll shortly switch over to an apparently lingering whiff of hidden French heritage and look for croissant crumbs on the kitchen floors.

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Why do I look so tired, you ask?

I guess it’s because I’ve been proofreading my QUICK WEE and BIG DUMP doggie journals. All 24 versions of them!!!!!!

Back when my Lassal-human had the Long-Ick stuff during the pandemic-times, Flynn and I got her into journaling as she clearly needed a means to unload (= dump) and focus (= wee). She’s been practicing and perfecting it since then, even adding a bunch of my encouraging quotes to keep her motivated.

So now I’m here, re-checking all of my quotes, to see if she got them right.
❤️

Your big friend,
Little Hunterman

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