❤️ [Little Hunterman] 27: A TV Thingies, News, and Black Spaghetti Wee
The BIG Word According to Little Hunterman by Hunter Lassal – A Terrier's Fun Take on the Human World: Here comes wee #27
This “wee” is all about a little terrier named Hunter (a real dog), also known as Little Hunterman (the illustrated version). If you're new to the world of Little Hunterman, a great place to start is with INTRO #01: About Little Hunterman, INTRO #02: What's Wee-Mail?, and INTRO #03: Who’s Who in Hunterman-Land? The remaining wees can be sniffed in any order. If you prefer to begin with the first drop, head over to A Wee about Having the Wees and continue by following the links at the bottom of each puddle. You can also see an index here.
The Big World According to Little Hunterman by Hunter Lassal:
27: A TV Thingies, News, and Black Spaghetti Wee
I never found that kitten — even though I kept hearing it over and over. What I found, instead, were huge amounts of black spaghetti.
That black spaghetti seems to grow like weeds behind my humans’ desks. It’s quite worrisome!
(And my humans totally hate it when I go there.)
The little kitten is probably lost somewhere in the tangle. Poor thing.
Maybe it belongs to the talking humans in the computer-tv-phone-thingies, which must be a very small breed of humans to live in there. A very, VERY small breed, indeed.
Tiny humans.
And flat, too.
A tiny, flat breed of humans in a tiny and totally flat computer-tv-phone-thingy world. With some tiny and flat kittens, maybe, to keep them company.
That’s probably why many of these humans keep getting big and important stuff all wrong.
Big stuff just won’t fit in there.
And yeah, my humans insist that I leave the black spaghetti alone and play with my toys, instead.
I try. Really!
But my toys are so very boring.
It is definitely much more interesting to look for kittens and itsy bitsy humans in the black-spaghetti weeds.
I wonder why my humans can’t see the obvious.
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