INTRO #02: What's Wee-Mail?
The BIG Word According to Little Hunterman by Hunter Lassal – A Terrier's Fun Take on the Human World: Here comes chapter 02 - the FUN and fantastically secret ways of doggie-messaging
This “wee” is all about a little terrier named Hunter (a real dog), also known as Little Hunterman (the illustrated version). If you're new to the world of Little Hunterman, a great place to start is with INTRO #01: About Little Hunterman, INTRO #02: What's Wee-Mail?, and INTRO #03: Who’s Who in Hunterman-Land? The remaining wees can be sniffed in any order. If you prefer to begin with the first drop, head over to A Wee about Having the Wees and continue by following the links at the bottom of each puddle. You can also see an index here.
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The Big World According to Little Hunterman by Hunter Lassal:
Total Introduction 02: What's Wee-Mail?
If you've ever wondered how my comrades and I exchange information, here's how: we leave wee-mail messages all over the place!
Wee-mails have many advantages: They are easy to leave on any surface, quick to overwrite, and they take only a sniff to read.
It also makes you look very cool when you
stand on three legs without wobbling.
That is quite a feat, actually (the three-leg thingy).
That being said, wee-mail communication does get its fair amount of spam — mostly from cheap dating and walkie services — but you learn to recognize and ignore that kind of stuff.
Recently, though, because of increased human impatience, it’s becoming more and more difficult to finish our wee sentences.
But there will also always be doggies with too much time on their paws, who go on and on and on… and never seem to find an ending.
Unfortunately, this long-windedness is hard to keep up with and often leads to drinking problems.
By the way, I write wee-mail not only for comrades but also for my human friends.
It’s a special non-smelly sort of wee-mail that you can read on display-thingies.
While it takes more effort to write this sort of mail, you can send cool extra stuff along with it, like insightful doggie cartoons.
Kinda neat, really, to keep in contact with friends and comrades who live on the other side of the Earth-ball and send them stuff!!!
If you subscribe, I’ll totally send you my wees as well.
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As a fantastical subscriber to my wees, you’ll also totally get my VERY FIRST BOOK TEST CHAPTER.
I LOVED that first test chapter, but my human buried it in the backyard and started over (I think it was because of the gorilla).
So I secretly dug it up again, licked it clean, and am sharing it with new subscriber friends.
Doesn't it look like TOTALLY new again?